Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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