I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
