How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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