But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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