? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I don't deserve a penis
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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