Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
