our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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