belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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