Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Randomize