exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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