Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
