there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
