Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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