His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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