My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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