Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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