White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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