She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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