every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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