what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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