What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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