i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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