the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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