just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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