Pappa wants mamma naked
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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