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it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Oh god it's open bar.
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