I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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