Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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