He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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