My brain says no but my pants say off.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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