My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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