id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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