Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i was born a porn star she said
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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