I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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