Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Welp...herpes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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