i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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