After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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