it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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