Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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