I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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