I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I have tasted many bathrooms
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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