i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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