Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
