Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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