Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
we're making bets on your personal life
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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