some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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