How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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