i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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