Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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