Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
either way he was missing a nipple.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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