Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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