my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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