Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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